Thursday, 23 June 2016

Pub 103, Day 39 – The Punch Bowl

By Rob

What normal person understands, really, how the European Union works? It's made up of seven institutions, twenty-eight member states (for now), and operates largely out of immediate view. Our relationship with this organisation has never been straightforward: we're in the Customs Union, but not the Eurozone; we're in the Single Market, but not the Schengen Area.

The pros and cons of our membership are so numerous and complex that you cannot reasonably expect, say, Jeff the window cleaner to be au fait with the regular minutes of the European Parliament. Instead, we expect our politicianswhom we elect – to understand this detail, and to act on it accordingly in our best interests.

It made perfect sense, therefore, that in 2016 the Prime Minister – David Cameron – decided to hand this intensely complicated, multi-faceted question over to the people, and to reduce it to a binary choice: in or out? An attempt to resolve a many-layered question with a yes/no answer – a bit like asking someone to capture the Mona Lisa on an Etch-a-Sketch. It was always going to end well...

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A referendum?! As we set out elsewhere in this blog, Andy and I always made sure to meet up, and drink, during the big votes. General elections were normally spent with a Chinese (a takeaway, not an individual) and some beers. Now it was time for another enormous democratic exercise, and this one would be no exception.

As with any major UK vote, the results weren't expected until late, giving us the necessary time to fit a couple of pubs in. We were planning to watch the results at mine, in Broomhill, and so headed to nearby Crookes in search of some pre-referendum tipple.

Our first stop was The Punch Bowl – a Greene King pub, more catered to selling food than pouring pints. It looked every inch the standard chain pub: clean wood benches, bright lights, spacious rooms, and an obvious focus on serving grub.

But let's not hold that against them! The beer choice was not so dismal, and we each ordered a pint of Born in the USA – a "mosaic citra equinox IPA" (no? me neither) coming in at 6%. It was, basically, a strong IPA with a lemon aftertaste – perfectly nice.

However sweet the pint might have been, it paled in comparison to Andy's glass-full of actual sweets, which he wolfed down like a crazed, juvenile diabetic.

Sitting there, sipping our drinks, with Andy bouncing off the walls in a sugar high, we started to discuss the upcoming vote. In some ways, we figured, it was more exciting than a general election – after all, this was a vote to decide on Britain's place in the world, with results that would last for a generation.

On the other hand, we thought, it was less exciting. General elections could be unpredictable, whereas the referendum was a sure thing. Nobody expected Remain to lose. Preparing ourselves for an uneventful evening of predictable politics, we drank up and headed to the next pub.

Pub: The Punch Bowl (236 Crookes, S10 1TH)
Rating: 6.5/10

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