Thursday, 8 June 2017

Pub 134, Day 51 – Cobden View

By Rob

On 18 April 2017, the Prime Minister surprised the nation by calling an early general election. As polling day (8 June) approached, the British people braced themselves for the third major nationwide vote in just over two years. Meanwhile, political pundits, pollsters, politicians, parties, press officers and Pubquest all made plans in preparation for the big day.

"Wait a minute," you're probably thinking. "Did he just say Pubquest?"

That's right, I did.

You see, while Pubquest is ostensibly a politically neutral enterprise, we had big plans in store for election day, which we'd concocted about a year earlier. These plans fitted into our usual pattern of trying desperately to find new and inventive ways to visit pubs. Naturally, we hadn't expected to get an opportunity to put them into practice before 2020. 

That was until Theresa May's unexpected announcement changed everything.

Despite the rather impromptu nature of the whole ordeal, we were ready. As the words 'general election' were still hanging in the air outside Downing Street, Andy was busy requesting annual leave for the big day. Meanwhile, my carefree and languorous lifestyle required nothing more of me than to make a mental note to wake up, if at all possible, before 1pm on the day in question.

As for the plans, they would go as follows:
  • There are a handful of pubs in Sheffield that, when election day comes around, also serve as polling stations
  • We would visit each of these pubs
  • We would drink a pint in them

Once this intricate and multifaceted outline of the day's events had been carefully drawn up, we turned our attention to logistics. After extensive research, we'd discovered that there were five pubs that would be serving as polling stations, none of which were particularly close to the others. We also knew that we wanted to get all of these pubs ticked off before the polls closed at 10pm, which meant that we couldn't afford to embark on the sort of inordinately long perambulations that we might otherwise have enjoyed. Therefore, we realised that the only way forward was to get a taxi between each venue.

Secure in the knowledge that we'd be spending about as much on this election as the average Tory Party donor, we pressed on.

As the big day rolled around, Andy and I met at the first pub on the list: the Cobden View.

A pleasant, stone-built little building in the heart of Crookes, the Cobden View looked like the perfect place to begin. Outside, numerous signs confirmed that our research was correct and that this was, indeed, a polling station. 

As it was 1:30pm on a Thursday, the barman justifiably assumed that we had come in to vote and, as such, immediately pointed us in the direction of the room that had been temporarily transformed into a polling station. We assured him that we'd already performed our civic duty and that we were, in fact, looking for refreshments.

Minutes later we found ourselves sat in a small, rather quirkily decorated room with two pints of Daily Bread and a pool table for company. The pint proved to be a lovely hoppy ale from Abbeydale Brewery, who can always be relied upon for quality. Looking around the pub, we were fairly impressed: the seventeen-thousand different hats hanging on the wall were a novelty. Overall, the pub had a cosy, friendly atmosphere and a reasonable selection of beers.

It was at this time that we began to work on our very own Pubquest exit poll for the 2017 election.

The UK General Election 2017 Pubquest Exit Poll:

Like its famous, televised cousin – which is commissioned by the BBC, ITV and Sky – the Pubquest exit poll worked on the basis of analysing the voting intentions of those people who had just cast their ballots at select polling stations. Also like the televised exit poll, ours would then use the information collected to construct a prediction of what the actual result would be.

Unlike the televised exit poll, however, we were conducting a more focused, micro-level study. For instance, where the wider exit poll took results from hundreds of different constituencies across the UK, we took ours from one (Sheffield Hallam). Additionally, while the broadcasters' exit poll was assembled by a team of data analysts and election experts, ours was constructed by myself and Andy, while drinking beer. Finally, it's worth noting one last crucial methodological difference, which is that the broadcasters' exit poll involved actually asking people who they had voted for, whereas ours rested heavily on me and Andy watching people walk into the polling station and then guessing, based entirely on their appearance, who they might have voted for.

Now, having read the above, you're probably thinking that our exit poll was not scientifically sound. You're also probably thinking that any predictions made on the basis of such an exit poll must be wholly unreliable and, frankly, wrong.

Not so.

As we sipped our pints and played some pool (winning one game each), we watched as an unending line of youthful faces spilled through the door, polling cards in hands. I don't think we saw a single voter over the age of thirty in the entire time we were there. All of them were young, and most were clearly students. It didn't take a genius to surmise that very few of the Sheffield student cohort would be turning out to vote for the local Tory candidate or, indeed, for the local Liberal Democrat who just so happened to be former party leader and deputy prime minster Nick Clegg.

Our prediction thus went as follows: despite what the bookies were saying, the constituency of Sheffield Hallam would swing from the Lib Dems to Labour, thus removing one of the most high profile MPs of the modern era from parliament and turning Sheffield into an all-Labour stronghold.

The result?

Well, as I'm writing this several days after the event took place, I can confirm that the Pubquest exit poll was 100% spot on, as Nick Clegg lost his seat to Labour. This level of accuracy is notably higher than that of the broadcasters' exit poll, which got the overall picture broadly right, but failed to judge the numbers exactly. Furthermore, the broadcasters' exit poll usually comes with a margin of error that stands at roughly 20 seats, while the prediction put forward by the Pubquest poll was operating within a margin of error that was 19 seats fewer!

So maybe we should ask ourselves: do the BBC, ITV and Sky need to rethink their methods? Does polling expert and social media heartthrob Professor John Curtice need to spend less time in his office and more in his local boozer? Is sipping real ale and making guesses about people's voting intentions based purely on their age and appearance an efficient way to predict election results?

No, don't be stupid.

Cobden View pool score: Andy 1-1 Rob
Pubquest pool score: Andy 60-36 Rob

Pub: Cobden View (40 Cobden View Road, S10 1HQ)
Rating: 7/10
Pint: Daily Bread

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