Wednesday, 30 September 2015

Pub 74, Day 28 – The Florentine

By Andy

The illuminated structure jumped out of the darkness, drawing us towards it like a predator in the depths of the ocean.

What is it?” gasped Rob. I couldn't offer an answer.

An imposing staircase began at our feet, stretching away into the distance.

Is it a mansion?”

Inside, an assortment of padded chairs were dotted around glossy tables. A member of staff smiled and offered her greetings.

“Is it a hotel?”

The room was infused with the warm aroma of basil, a product of the pizza oven which blazed in the corner. 

Is it a restaurant?”

Our questions were answered by a sign on the counter: “The Florentine Pub.”

Here at Pubquest, we like our pubs a bit posh. Give me a pint of ale and a fireplace over a John Smith's and a fight. But this place had swung the pendulum too far. It was off the Poshometer.

The atmosphere was more reminiscent of an art gallery than a pub, with huddled regulars conversing in hushed tones.

The floor was immaculately tiled, the bar was crafted from wood. The beer was poured from sparkling bronze taps into oddly-shaped glasses, before the head was sliced off with that thing you see on Stella Artois adverts.

Yes it was impressive, but I'd rather sit in cheaper furniture and pay 50p less for my pint.

Instead of offering a selection of prize ales from Sheffield's local breweries, The Florentine primarily stocked lagers from an assortment of European countries. Granted an Estrella is refreshing when you're on a beach in Barcelona, and I'm sure a Staropramen hits the spot when you're relaxing in Prague; but in Sheffield on a cold Autumn night, I just want a Moonshine or Pale Rider.

However, the pub gained brownie points for having the Pubs of Sheffield map on the wall. This document is to Pubquest what the Bible is to Christians, and anyone who puts it in a frame is part of our congregation.

Pub: The Florentine (1 Tapton Park Road, S10 3FG)
Rating: 7/10

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